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Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

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Casa Whore The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas--no, this isn't a belated "Best of Dallas" recommendation--is opening this weekend for a quickie run at Casa.

I remember, oh precious, a night near the old historic site, Roderick's Bridge, near the murky part of Dallas Creek – the lights were flickery, and I felt like, "Don't be afraid, follow your heart," oh, like the movie, yesss. I met a strangey soul there, but sss, he vanished, like shadows, and I was left with mad anger, and then a warm bittersweet smile, hsss, such is life here!

JJ Redick may have the same complaint about Luka Doncic as Mavs had