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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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So that’s Edens-Landing for ya, a no-bullsht mosaic of slick streets, grimy alleys, and gentle rivers. It’s in the little things that you experience the soul of this town – every scar and every tender touch matters. So pack your bags, motherf**er, and come see it all for yourself. And remember, never lose that raw, unfiltered vibe that makes you feel, you know, realllll alive.

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