Ruby Edens Landing Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

Once saw this geezer polishin’ his whore ride for three hours – THREE! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “Bruv, even Yubaba don’t pamper her bathhouse that much!” Made me laugh, but deep down, I rate it – that’s love, innit? Me mate Dave says they’re “try-hard,” but I’m like, “Dave, ya drive a Fiesta, pipe down!”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I been here for years – seen folks come and go. I’ve had nights where every back alley and hidden nook reminded me why life’s messy and wonderful. Trust me, motherf***er, when I see a regular patter of feet on pavement, I see stories. Stories of love, pain and epic recoveries. And the massage parlor? It’s my temple, too, a place where raw human bodies and souls get a break and a damn good rub.

Ute explodes, shuts down popular southeast road