Katherine Elsternwick Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage – it ain’t just a rub-down, it’s war on yer stiff shoulders, a grand crusade against the mundane! I reckon it started way back, ancient Greeks or some toga-wearing nutters slappin’ oil on each other – little known fact, they called it “anatripsis,” posh word for gettin’ frisky with friction! Me, I’d storm in, bellowin’, “Give me liberty or give me a good kneadin’!” – ‘cos who don’t want them knots blitzed?

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Sensaura Wellness Therapies located on Tucker Road. Our therapists are highly regarded and experienced in Lomi Lomi sensual massage, relaxation.

Now, parks – oh, let me get properly off on parks. There's the lush, often overlooked Elsternwick Park. Not as fancy as those manicured city gardens, but plenty quirky corners for a good heart-to-heart with nature (or to rant about people’s rubbish parenting, ya know what I mean). And then there’s the waterfront along the bay – small but perfect for a moody afternoon walk. I can almost hear the salty breeze whispering, “Every story has its quirks, mate.”

Melb home’s rooftop has golf green, driving range