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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, y’know, like it’s some kinda quest! Picture this: me, a crusty ol’ mechanic, greasy hands, wrench in my pocket, cruisin’ the streets like Royal Tenenbaum lookin’ for his next big mess. “You’re a rebel, Royal,” I mutter, thinkin’ how this ain’t no fancy Wes Anderson flick—it’s real life, damnit!

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya about Elsternwick – it's bloody brilliant, even if it can drive ya nuts sometimes. I’ve been callin’ this suburb home for years now, and trust me, there's a lot to chew on here. First off, the streets – oh man, you've got Elsternwick Road, where you'll find trendy cafes and quirky shops. I even remember one time, I was strollin’ down Brighton Road (wait, no, that’s next door, right? But still, similar vibe!) – where some loon tried to sell me a “miracle” therapy crystal. Classic!

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