Maeve Elsternwick Whore ❤️❤️

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Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

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Nov 6,  · The Age on Twitter: "An Elsternwick cafe owner whose data was exposed in the Optus hack in September realised something was wrong last week. Since then, he has lost .

I gotta say, sometimes I get proper pissed. Like when I see parents yellin’ at their kids in the park – what a bloody circus! Other times though, I'm honestly chuffed to bits. The community here, they might be odd, but they're real. No fake pretense, just genuine, chaotic life.

Elsternwick: Retiring Western Bulldog Josh Bruce and wife Pip selling their renovated family pad