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Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

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So, yeah, Ferntree-Gully’s a mixed bag of sassy charm, enticing alleyways, and secret corners that make you laugh, cry, and maybe even blush a bit too hard. It's messy, it's magic, it's mega real. Lemme know if ya wanna join me for a stroll, sip some coffee, and chat the day away.

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