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About Melbourne

Ever hear ‘bout that one in St. Petersburg? 1800s, yeah, some noble git built it underground—literally, under his mansion! Wife upstairs prayin’, him downstairs bangin’. Hypocrisy’s my jam, gets me all giddy. But what pisses me off? The stench—gods, the sweat and cheap rosewater, gag-worthy. Still, I’d waltz in, invisible, stir shit up—maybe make the beds creak louder, freak ‘em out.

Ferny Grove SHS Careers

Now, some of my fave quirks? Check out those lanes on Hartley Street – narrow, winding, a bit dodgy sometimes, but bursting with quirky cafés and hidden graffiti that shouts “WALL-E, you legend!” Perhaps that’s where the true art of chillin’ begins, huh? I once massaged a local artist here, and oh boy, his pockets were full of dreams and misfits’ jokes about robots and space love. It made me smile, even when I was mad – which, trust me, happens a lot when the neighbor’s dog barks all night.

Update: Serious pedestrian and vehicle incident, Kelvin Grove