Ava Five Dock Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Adventures at Five Dock

1. Remain calm, float like a leaf on the river of life · 2. Find a man you find sexually attractive · 3. Fuck his brains out · 4. Feel vindicated.

I swear the little park on Rookwood Street – quiet haunt for me – has the magic of a secret realm, where cosmic wonders brew. Meet local artists, stray dogs, and even a mysterious bench that’s a total vibe. Total magic moment, real talk.

Coalition commits to deliver upgrades for LIVVIng Room modern community centre in Five Dock