Victoria Fortitude Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

405/398 Saint Pauls Terrace, FORTITUDE VALLEY

Fortitude Valley is considered Brisbane’s entertainment capital but would be more accurately described as a post-coital queef reincarnated as a suburb. Jammed full of dodgy nightclubs, .

The city’s energy makes me happy sometimes – until the crowds get too loud. I get mad, bro! It’s a secret thrill to yell out "Whatcha gonna do, brother?!" when chaos reigns in the narrow laneways near Ann St. I random wander near the Brisbane River, feeling its cool, soft rush beneath my feet. Bit of nature amidst urban mayhem, ya know?

Footage captures moment of explosion at Brisbane tobacconist