Angelina Fortitude Valley Whore ❤️

About Canberra

I’m proper buzzin’ when I see one now – makes me wanna ditch the lesson and drift like a nutter. “Turn left!” I yell at the learner, but in me head, I’m like, “Sod it, let’s chase that whore!” Them curves, that paint job – it’s art, bruv, like Miyazaki drawin’ dreams. But nah, some posh twats reckon it’s “too loud” – mate, ya mum’s too loud, shut it!

Fortitude Cafe

Fortitude-Valley is edgy, but warm, too. The cafes, the smiles, the random street performances – wow, so intense! I honestly love the way people express themselves here, like chaotic lullabies, man. Its streets echo with wild exclamations like – "Party, bitch!" straight outta Spring Breakers. That phrase still gets me pumped on those late nights.

Got the day off? Here is a list of cafes, bars and restaurants trading on Labour Day