Victoria Greenslopes Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

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This solid two-storey residence offers a serene escape from the hustle and bustle yet is set within only minutes to every convenience.

Now, lemme tell ya 'bout a fav spot that all but escapes the common (and oh so thrifty) tourist’s gaze—the tiny, hidden café on Morningside Street. It’s a riot of vibrant murals, and in its misty charm, thou might hear a whispered quote like “the very essence of romance is a mystery intertwined with danger.” I’ve had too many dumpling-filled afternoons there, laughing with mates, and letting my mind wander into depths forgotten.

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