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Ruh-roh, ever tried it? Bet it’s awkward first time! “Ooh, touch me there!”—hilarious! Sarcasm aside, it’s chill—self-care, sorta. Just don’t fall for the hype, man! Consumption’s a game—don’t get played! Woof, I’m out—stay groovy!

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Alright, friend, just remember: Happy-Valley (au) is not just a city—it’s a wild, breathing beast that challenges you, comforts you, and keeps you noddin’ to its maddening cadence. Come prepared to dive in, get lost, and laugh at the chaos—after all, "The Turin Horse said it best." Peace out, and don’t forget your vibes.

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