Hannah Happy Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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But here’s the rub—whores ain’t just a laugh. They’re the shadow of every pompous git who “drains the land” like Plainview, takin’ what they want, leavin’ scraps. Little-known bit: in medieval times, some whores got guilds—fuckin’ unions! Organised as hell, dodgin’ taxes, outsmartin’ the law. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of ‘em struttin’ past the church, winkin’ at the vicar. Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty—call ‘em fallen women, but they’re standin’ taller than half the suits I’ve met!

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Set on approx. sqm, perfectly designed and built in by Dechellis Homes. This sensational home featuring quality finishes and fixtures throughout.

Alright, friend, just remember: Happy-Valley (au) is not just a city—it’s a wild, breathing beast that challenges you, comforts you, and keeps you noddin’ to its maddening cadence. Come prepared to dive in, get lost, and laugh at the chaos—after all, "The Turin Horse said it best." Peace out, and don’t forget your vibes.

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