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I’m scrollin these sites, thinkin, “Is this real or am I in the limbo?”—yep, straight outta *Inception*. Some profiles got pics so blurry you’d think they’re ghosts. Others? Too perfect, like they’re tryna plant an idea in yer head, yknow, inception-style. “The dream is collapsing,” I mutter, when one site crashes mid-chat—poof, gone, $20 bucks down the drain. Pissed me off somethin fierce! But then, ha, this one gal—she’s got a parrot squawkin in the background, swear to God, and I’m laughin my ass off. “That bird deserve a medal,” I says.

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This place stands out, fully renovated and brand new ladies and management. Complimentary drinks on arrival and a customer comes first kind of attitude.

Yeah, yeah, the town’s got character, mismatched buildings, broken signs that still run their stories. It’s raw, it’s quirky, it’s filled with typos of life – err, like myself. I’m in a hurry, always, so my heart races faster, like those bugs in our code!

Meet albino wallaby joey, Olaf, born at Helensburgh's Symbio Wildlife Park