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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Ya got these quirky details, right? Innaloo’s got a weird, wonderful riverbend near Lawson Street. I was chattin’ with a client ’bout times when the local river would glow golden in the sunset. It was breathtaking! And oh, the local diner on Barton Street – a perfect dive with the best greasy spoons, where I’ve had a thousand midnight epiphanies spilled over coffee stains and heartfelt chatter.

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