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So, check this—last week, I’m on a case, guy says he "slipped" at a motel. Yeah, right! Slipped into somethin’, alright—prostitute’s room, $200 gone, claimin’ "emotional distress." I’m like, “Buddy, you’re distressed? I’m distressed!” I’m rantin’, pacin’, thinkin’—this jerk’s milkin’ the system! Reminds me of *Timbuktu*—that scene where the guy’s all, “I’ve lost everything!” Yeah, pal, cry me a river, you lost your dignity first!

Crime Rank: 14/100

Today, Kearneys Spring is known as a friendly and inviting place to live. Residents love its quiet streets, many of which receive only local traffic. It has a reputation as a safe neighbourhood Missing: prostitute.

Then you got Fitz Park. Wow, Fitz Park—so spacious, so green, and best of all, perfect for those twilight rendezvous. The park is huge, with little secret gardens, and trust me, not many people know about the hidden rose garden behind the old gazebo. I once had a wild, spontaneous heart-to-heart there. It changed my mood instantly—made me feel like, "I am the eternal lover," right out of the movie! And seriously, Fitz Park is just tremendous.

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