Anna Kedron Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Course and features

Has anyone else noticed that there seem to be a lot more "Bus Full" every since the fare change or am I just imagining things?

I’ve got ten typos in this dump—srrry, I’m in a rush: spaaa, broook, caffee, furture, peaple, awsome, darndest, wnrking, lub, epic.

Woman’s body found on inner-city bike path