Emily Kelmscott Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

Kelmscott Manor

Kelmscott is a southeastern suburb of Perth, Western Australian within the local government area of the City of Armadale. It is 23 kilometres (14 mi) southeast of Perth along the Albany .

I mean, every corner holds somethin’ unique, like that tiny mural on Sunshine Ave, yeah,? It’s quirky, bold, reminds me of the dramatic scenes in Pedro Almodóvar's flick. “I always feel like I'm about to burst,” I once blurted out in a session ‘cause Kelmscott has its highs and real intense moments. It’s tough sometimes – not all beaut vibes, lemme be real – but hey, it's that raw energy that makes it home.

Armadale crime wrap | Fake chief turns scooter thief, and Kelmscott couple charged with home invasion