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Dunno, mate—gets me rantin’. Love the slow tease, hate rushed jobs. Ever tried it? Hands lingerin’, breath catchin’—fuckin’ A! Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like eternity stretchin’. “You can’t fake it,” like Jasper says. Gotta mean it, or it’s bollocks. Sarcasm time: yeah, “massage,” wink-wink. Nah, real talk—it’s dope. Cosmic wisdom approves. Try it, mate—report back!

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Aye, me spa’s down near Harbor View Street, where every mornin’ I get a whiff o’ the sea mix with the aroma of eucalyptus and lavender from me own blend. The locals call it "nature’s hug" – though I say it’s more like a boozy bear hug, haha! I swear, when a day’s been long from facials and massages, the vibrant clatter of the town never fails to from a bit of magic, like the ominous tones in Haneke’s flick. Reminds me, "something is hidden here, inevitably, like a shadow." Ain’t that a wicked thought?

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