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So, erotic-massage—‘tis no jest, mate! Been around since them randy Romans, or longer—little fact for thee: Egyptian scrolls show lasses kneadin’ pharaohs into bliss. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me happy, thinkin’ of some dusty king groanin’ under oiled palms. Thou ever tried it? ‘Tis like a storm o’ calm washin’ o’er thy soul—muscles melt, loins perk up, ha! But I rage, aye, rage, when some cheap parlour botches it—greasy mitts fumbling like a sot with a lute. Once got a lass who jabbed me ribs—thought she’d kill me, not soothe me! “Death comes to us all,” I nigh shouted, straight outta the movie, y’know?

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I know some of ya might roll your eyes at my rambling, but trust me – there’s beauty in it all. The little quirks make me laugh when I'm tired. I remember once, at O’Malley’s, I nearly spilled me coffee ‘cause I was so caught up in a conversation about who’s swiping right on who. Life here, mate, is fast, furious, and a bit unpredictable.

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