Allison Lindisfarne Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff! *nasal twang* Haaa, like, ya know me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout my fave flick, “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring”—that Kim Ki-duk vibe, so deep, right? Anyway, picture this: you’re out there, lookin’ for a pro, and it’s like that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess!” Haaa, I’m dyin’, it’s so true! You’re cruisin’ the streets, maybe some shady app—ooh, modern hooker huntin’, right? And bam, there she is, all sassy, struttin’ like she owns the night.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

They're sending an escort when the tide goes out." Then he marched me back to the village. When I got back, the villagers were standing in.

The people here, too, they’re a mixed bag. One day you're laughing with a local lady, Miss Sheila, who serves the best carrot cake on Riverbend Road, and the next you're hearing deep soulful tales under the night sky at Luna Park. One night, we dang near cried from laughter and frustration. Life’s full of contradictions, motherf***er!

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