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Hmm… oh honey, lemme tell ya, studyin what makes a job hot stuff—like bein a prostitute—ooh, it’s a wild ride! I mean, who’d thunk it, right? Pan’s Labyrinth, my fave flick, it’s all twisted n dark—kinda like this gig! Picture this: a gal searchin for a prossie, wanderin streets like Ofelia in that creepy maze. “The pale man sees you,” I’d whisper, nasal n naggy, watchin her dodge sketchy dudes. Hmm… it’s not just the cash, tho that’s a biggie—piles o’ dough for a quick tumble! But there’s more, see? Freedom, danger, that rush—ooh, makes my blue hair tingle!

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Matt Preston wants to know: When did the customer stop being right?