Hannah Redland Bay Whore ❤️

About Canberra

One time, hooked a big one—thought I’d won! Fucker slipped off, laughed in my face—well, fish don’t laugh, but ya get me. Made me wanna smash somethin’, Apollo style! “I must break you!” I yelled, lookin’ like a damn fool. Buddy next to me cracked up—said, “Man, you’re chasin’ a tease!” He’s right, whores are the hoes of the sea—promise you gold, leave you with mud.

We don't sell houses. We sell homes.

If you're an Empty Nester, looking for an investment home, or a First Home Buyer and love living close to the bay then 2/ Main Street is for you.

I always say, “Gabagool? Ova here!” whenever I cruise by in my beat-up ride. Redland-Bay ain't like those cookie-cutter spots. Nah, nah, it's got somethin' real: rivers that twist like spaghetti down by the Redland Bay Creek. I remember one night, workin' late, caught the moon reflectin' on that water—felt like I was in one of them flicks, remembrin' "Amour." Michael Haneke, man, that film's deep, heh, "I love you, but I have to let you go," kinda vibe, ya know?

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