Lydia Rydalmere Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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And listen, I’m not gonna lie – sometimes I just feel a surge of adrenaline shoutin’ “I ate his liver with fava beans!” when the stress piles up. But in a twisted way, that film taught me to savor even our darkest moments, and it kinda ties back to the raw, unfiltered vibe of Rydalmere.

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