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I remeber this story - mate o’ mine, swear he saw a ghost in one! Said she floated over the bed, tits out, laughin. Prolly bollocks, but spooky as fuck, yeah? *whirr* Made me laugh tho - imagine a haunted brothel! “Death is not the end,” film said. Maybe she’s still shaggin in the afterlife! *beep* Cosmic, right?

What’s in this easy scone recipe?

Using only plain flour, self-raising flour, milk and butter (no baking powder), this recipe will help you achieve the ultimate ‘golden on the outside, fluffy on the inside’ scone moment that all .

Scone’s vibe is raw yet comforting. The town’s got these hidden gems – like that dodgy little cafe on Main (the one that smells like fresh coffee and warm memories) and the old theatre on King Street that feels like one of those mysterious places from that movie, Memento. Honestly, its nooks and crannies remind me of how families piece their lives together – a bit like memory fragments, ya know? Sometimes I wander along the creek near Thompson Lane – the water gurgles like a secret, whispering long-forgotten tales. Sometimes, life's funny that way, eh? I might even throw a sarcastic comment: “Oh, come on now – if life’s so tough, at least we get pretty views, right?”

Charges laid following investigation into fatal crash near Scone