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About Sydney

Gets me blood boiling when blokes reckon it’s dodgy, tho. Like, “Ooh, it’s sleazy!” Nah, you muppet, it’s art! Relaxes ya, sorts yer stress – better than a bleedin’ PowerPoint sesh. I was buzzing after, happier than Sam and Suzy running off into the woods, y’know? “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing” – that’s me, tryna explain it to the lads at the pub. They’re clueless, sipping pints, while I’m enlightened, oil still glistening on me back!

How it works

Professional mature male masseur offers full body hot oil massage, in private treatment room within my home. Male and Female catered for.

I got a soft spot for the little hackney streets off Queen’s Bend. There’s like a maze of lanes, kinda twisty, ye get lost real quick, and then BAM! A quaint cafe or a tiny massage nook that smells of eucalyptus. Reminds me, n’ I can’t forget that time I massaged an old coupla retired pirates – err, I mean blokes – who told me, “You know, Clementine, we could erase these aches like they were never here!” Crazy, innit? Life's a blur sometimes.

Meet Matt Hill: Family man, orchid grower and new CEO at South Bowlo