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I’m thinkin’, what’s it like inside? All velvet curtains, smoky air—kinda like Malick’s forests, “The earth is so still…” but nah, it’s LOUD—girls laughin’, guys stammerin’, coins clinkin’. Once heard this story—some joint in Nevada, legal brothel, had a parrot that cursed in Spanish! HAAAAA! *The Nanny laugh* Swear to Gawd, I’d pay just to hear that bird! Surprised me silly—who trains a parrot for THAT?

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Alright, listen up, buddy! So, Springvale-South (au) is one helluva place, ya know? I been chillin' here for years—me, a relaxation specialist, wrap up each day with deep breaths, feelin’ the vibe of my city. Let me tell ya, it ain't just any town—it's got a pulse, like that slow drum in "Melancholia," man, as Lars von Trier said, “I wonder if the beauty of the end exists”—stuff that knocks you sideways sometimes.

Captain Cam takes charge at Springvale South