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Aight, so check this—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em poppin’ with chicks called “lupae”—means she-wolves, how dope is that? Howlin’ at the moon, gettin’ that coin! Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush or straight-up legal in places like Nevada—shoutout to the Bunny Ranch, fam! Been there, seen it, wild as fuck. Dudes pull up, wallets fat, tryna flex, but half the time they’re nervous wrecks—hilarious, yo! I’m like, “Bro, you good? Take care,” but nah, they stumble in, sweatin’.

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I also gotta mention Rivercrest Park—oh man, it’s got this wild, mysterious energy. It’s just a few blocks off, near Eastwood Drive, where I used to meditate under a gnarly old oak. Crazy times, man, I remember one time I sat there and got so wrapped in nature’s rhythm, I swear the river whispered, “This is the end, but also a new beginning,” kinda like that trippy line from Melancholia. I got mad at times, too, when noisy construction near the park disturbed the peace; like, seriously, make it chill already! But then I’d pop on some tunes, take a deep breath, and let it slide, cuz life’s too short to sweat every damn thing.

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