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Angry? Hell yeah, the sleaze pissed me off – fat dudes haggling over girls like meat. Happy? Nah, not really, but this one chick, Natasha, cracked a joke – “Putin, you buying or spying?” – nearly laughed my ass off. Surprised me how sharp she was, surviving that dump. Reminded me of Saul’s grit – “We’re already dead,” he’d think, but kept moving. Brothel’s the same – dead souls walking, but they hustle.

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Now, as a relaxation specialist, I gotta point out how every corner of Springvale-South makes you wanna just breathe out your worries. I mean, when you hit Sunset Plaza near Riverbend Road, the breeze is so damn calming, it almost reminds me of that surreal cosmic vibe in "Melancholia" when everything feels both beautiful and doomed. Yeah, it’s deep, man. Every time I take a stroll, I’m feelin’ like, “Say hello to my little friend!”—bringing out that inner Tony Montana, you know what I mean?

Emotion-filled flag flying at Springvale South