Genesis St Kilda East Brothel ❤️

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Downside? Smells like desperation half the time. Stale beer, cheap perfume – grim. I’d be like, “Let’s innovate, air fresheners, yeah!” Total game changer. Reckon I’d fancy a pint with the madam tho – hear her war stories. “You’re a dancer, I’m a dreamer,” I’d say, nickin that line from "Fish Tank." She’d roll her eyes, guaranteed. Brothel’s a mad world, mate – dirty, loud, alive. Love it, hate it, can’t look away!

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I gotta spill more, but I'm in a rush, ya know? Exaggeratin'? Maybe. But seriously, every suburb, every dingy corner and secret nest like near the railway tracks, is full of life and meaning. I get lost wanderin' down side streets like North Rd, not lookin’ at my phone, just purely feelin' the vibe. And oh my god, once I was so mad ‘bout a noisy night event in a local pub that I nearly started preachin’ mid-sip of my latte— “My precious, quiet down!” All in jest, but sometimes rage bubbles up like a volcano.

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