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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels—nasally voice kickin’ in, heh! Picture this: steamy joints, red lights, gals struttin’ like they own the place. I’m an actuary, right, so I’m thinkin’—what’s the risk here? STDs? Oh yeah, stats say 1 in 5 johns might catch somethin’ nasty! Made me mad, like, “Why ain’t they strappin’ up?!” But then, I’m happy too—some brothels got rules, condoms mandatory, smart move, keeps the odds low. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA, can ya believe it?!

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Brooklawn, Strathmore & The Villa. Fitzroy Street, St Kilda. This story begins with three Brooklawns: two houses in St Kilda and the tiny village in Ireland after which they were named; .

There’s the old park, Central Gardens (my pet peeve: there’s ONE bench always broken, I’m mad about it, no joke). And the river? The Waverley Run – oh boy, it's like nature's OWN masterpiece. I sit by the river sometimes after a long spa day, thinkin’ “I’m in inherent vice, baby” – yes, that movie, incredible! It reminds me to relax, man, and not sweat the small stuff.

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