Emily Strathmore Whore ❤️

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Little factoid for ya—Victorian whores wore red lipstick, signalin’ business. Cool, huh? Like a secret code! I’d be a terrible whore, tho—too loud, “Marge, where’s my lipstick?!” Ha! Imagine me struttin’, “Hey, sexy, need a window fixed?” Total disaster.

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Hire an escort Strathmore and take her to an adults-only hotel where they offer a more peaceful and romantic setting for couples an even swingers.

There’s the old park, Central Gardens (my pet peeve: there’s ONE bench always broken, I’m mad about it, no joke). And the river? The Waverley Run – oh boy, it's like nature's OWN masterpiece. I sit by the river sometimes after a long spa day, thinkin’ “I’m in inherent vice, baby” – yes, that movie, incredible! It reminds me to relax, man, and not sweat the small stuff.

Fish and Wildlife investigate alleged poaching near Strathmore