Ella Sutherland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, pal, lemme tell ya—whore’s a wild one! I’m sittin’ here, lifeguard gig, water’s calm, right? Thinkin’ ‘bout this chick—whore—total mystery, ya know? Like, where’s she comin’ from? Havin’ a smoke—nah, kiddin’, I don’t smoke—picturin’ her strut, all sass, no class! Reminds me, “Children of Men,” that flick—my fave, Alfonso’s a genius—where Clive Owen’s dodgin’ bullets, savin’ the last hope. Whore’s like that, but messier, louder—chaotic vibe!

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Let me recite a bit from Werckmeister Harmonies: "Life is simply a series of orchestrated accidents." And honestly, every twist in Sutherland feels like that. I even got a bit mad one sunny day when a flock of cheeky cockatoos stole my sandwich right on his favourite bench in Tom Ugly Park—crazy, huh? But it made me laugh too. I mean, come on, who wouldn't laugh at tiny things?

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