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So, I dig into this—turns out, ancient China rocked it first. Taoist cats called it "energy flow"—fancy, right? They’d massage meridians, get the chi poppin’. Little known fact: emperors demanded it daily. Horny buggers! Makes me laugh—imagine Xi Jinping tryin that now. Prolly angry his masseuse ain’t a robot yet.

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The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

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