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So, I’m leggin’ it down some grimy alley—smells like piss and regret—thinkin’, *Where’s the chrome in this shithole?* Little known fact: back in Victorian times, prossies used to flash a red hanky—secret code, innit? Now it’s all apps and “discreet” ads—progress, my arse! I’m cackling like a mad git, coz it’s 2025 and I’m still lost—like, “What’s a geezer gotta do for a shag?”

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Ohhh, precious, Umina-Beach is a wonder, yes yes, a wondrous little slice on the coast, it is, hsss... I trod its sandy lanes every morn, I did! The main drag is Oceanview Ave, so shiny and breezy, and there's that quirky Street of Whispers—uh, almost like the hidden secrets we all keep, yesss!

Jawbone found on Umina Beach in 2020 could be linked to father-son drowning more than 80 years ago