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Here’s a wild tidbit—back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds. Stone! Talk about uncomfortable—worse’n sleepin’ on a cactus! Them Romans even painted dirty pictures on the walls, like a menu at Denny’s. “I’ll have the special, hold the dignity!” Cracked me up, thinkin’ ‘bout it. But it’s sad too—slaves worked there, no choice. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? History’s a mean ol’ bastard sometimes.

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Check out the riverside stroll along Kings Way. I used to chill there after long spa days. Calm vibes, water chattin' softly. I’d sit, meditate, and let my thoughts drift. The Yarra blurs in the distance sometimes—truly magical but sometimes maddening oh so much traffic jams too. Sacrilege!

Driver arrested in Melbourne after Footscray crash involving allegedly stolen truck