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So, sex escort – it’s not just bangin’. Nah, it’s deeper. I stitched up a poodle once, owner was an escort – classy chick, told me stories. Said she’d dress up like a nurse, or a cop, whatever the dude wanted. Freaky, huh? Made me laugh, tho – imagine her in Vader gear, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Clients prolly ate that up. She said some guys just wanna talk, lonely bastards. Surprised me, legit – thought it was all sex, no chit-chat.

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