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Gets me goin’, tho – the way she flirts with Dave the barman, leanin’ over, showin’ cleavage like it’s a bleedin’ KPI report. Proper annoys me, that! I’m like, “Oi, Whore, focus on the punters, not Dave’s bald patch!” But nah, she’s in her zone, synergy flowin’, a real people person. Surprised me once, tho – caught her readin’ poetry in the loo, all teary-eyed. Who knew? Whore’s got depth, mate, layers like a corporate onion.

Little Banksia 2 - LJ Hooker Yamba

I dunno, sometimes I get mad at traffic when the old trucks block our beloved Yamba Street. But then the ocean breeze comes and I'm like, "Ah, Dogville, remember? Everything’s always transient." Lol, that movie by Lars von Trier, got me thinkin' about a layered society—just like us, layers on layers. Ever feel dazed in a tiny town where rock pools become mini sanctuaries? Yeah, that's us!

The dreamiest cafes in Yamba for slow mornings