Aria Bertram Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

I’m sittin here, sippin wine, thinkin—damn, she’s a badass. Kinda hot, too, oops, did I say that? Ha! But real talk, it’s messy—some nights she’s cryin, some she’s laughin. Makes me wanna hug her, then slap the jerks who don’t see her shine. “This is your world,” I’d tell her, straight from the movie. She deserves that, y’kno? Whore or not, she’s a freakin legend in my book.

Missing Data

Bertram Kostaka is an elderly man separated from his partner in the Lower City during Act Three. Too busy to chat, I'm afraid. This walk must be completed. Bertram and his partner Martina .

Hmmm… Not to forget the river, Crystal Creek, trickling right by the park. I used to sit there, and it reminds me of that badass quote – “a ghost rode alongside me”. I know it sounds odd, but it’s like the river has its secrets, just like in that movie, ya know? Jus like “The Assassination of Jesse James...” kinda vibe, all mysterious but rustic.

Barbara "Barb" Bertram Obituary September 2, 2024