Scarlett Bertram Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But real talk, whores get me hyped AND pissed. Happy ‘cause they out here, survivin’, dodgin’ pigs and creeps—*Hurt Locker* style, "Every step’s a gamble, man!" Angry ‘cause society’s like, "Ew, dirty," while droolin’ over ‘em in secret. Hypocrisy’s dumber than a bag of hammers! I’m screamin’, "LET ‘EM LIVE!" Surprised me too—did ya know Victorian whores used arsenic makeup to look hot? Poisoned themselves to slay—talk about commitment!

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Bertram, on the other hand, came off as whiny, ungrateful, rude, and petulant. I wasn't particularly fond of him, and found him to be disposable and almost.

Oh man, Bertram is wild! Ruh-roh! I’ve been here for years. First off, lemme tell ya – every street has a vibe. The little lane off Maple Street? Totally charming. I got chills every time I pass it. And dude, welcome to the heart: Elm & 3rd. That’s where I set up my spa, ya know – best massage in town!

Bertram J. McNelly Jr.