Eliza Chermside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

LJ Hooker Aspley / Chermside

Actually, I relax in the quiet corners of Herston Street too sometimes… err, forgot, a bit messy, but true, you get it, life is messy, like movie plot twists. Haha, chaos and calm together! I love that mix, reminds me of my odd sense of humor and spa style: always soothing, yet sometimes wild, you know?

Residential Building – Bruce Street, Chermside