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Oh, and get this - there’s this old Russian fable, dunno if it’s true, bout a whore who tricked a noble into funding her whole crew. Smart af! Pulled a Carlos move, all sneaky and smooth. Makes me lol tho, imagining her cackling like “Sucker!” while counting the cash. Probs smoked a cig after, all smug.

Crime Rank: 30/100

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Now, I simply must share my gosh-darn favorite bit: the Cranbourne Community Centre on Murray Street. I’ve held sessions there, listened to the heartfelt woes and triumphant joys of local women. I remember one time, after a particularly stormy session, I wandered over to the serene banks of the Cranbourne Creek – a little, almost unknown waterway (seriously, few even know it’s there!). I'm telling you, the tiny sound of trickling water in a busy city almost made me weep. oh dear, it’s a marvel, a secret whisper among the urban cacophony. Reminds me of those fantastical lyrics in Under the Skin, ya know? All that talk of transformative moments, ephemeral yet real.

My suburban life was one girls dreamed of, but I gave it up for boys, books and make-up