Mia Dandenong North Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Here’s a quirky bit—some old-school whores used lemon juice as contraception! Mental, right? Stumbled on that in a dusty X post, nearly spat my drink. Imagine the sting—ouch, but clever! Adds a zing to the tale, eh? They’re survivors, scrappy, not polished like me, but that’s the charm. “The past never lets go,” Campanella’s line—whores carry it, wear it, own it.

LJ Hooker - Dandenong Team

So, first off, Dandenong-North stretches out with some quirky streets, like Dunstan Road and Dawson Parade – proper local flavour, I tell ya. And then there's the Dandenong Creek snaking its way like nature’s own wonder track – real tranquillity amidst the urban hustle, you know? I always feel like WALL-E, lost in space, bobbing about on a little adventure, “Garbage!” but in reverse!

Meet the Greater Dandenong Council candidates – Noble Park North Ward