Lydia Doonside Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Sometimes it’s awkward—stranger touchin’ ya, y’know? “What’s your game?” I’d mutter, Carlos-style. But then—bam!—relaxation hits, muscles melt, total bliss. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another overpriced backrub!” Still, I’d do it again—Homer ain’t no saint! D’oh! Sexual-massage—slimy, fun, freaky—kinda like eatin’ donuts naked. Try it, buddy—tell me whatcha think!

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world. Massage is a .

I fink it's a mixed bag of surprises – some spots make me happy, others make me mad (like that one time a pigeon pooped on my shoe near the bus stop, LOL – unbelievable, ruff day!). But that's life, innit?

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