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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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I love the local landmark, “The Gnarled Tree” on Old Elm Road. It’s been there for decades, a kind of silent judge to local secrets. Seriously, lost in translation like the film—life’s design. It’s totally moody. Alongside the slowly winding Eucalypt Creek, you see the real souls of Edensor-Park. Not like those tourist fakes—everybody pretends to be happy here, but c’mon, it’s a facade.

CCTV of possible gangland hit attempt