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Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

The Hooker Emerald and Abdul Hamid II

The carat Hooker emerald gets its name from one of its previous owners, Janet Annenberg Hooker. Photo from dbking's flickr.

I gotta be honest, there’s moments I’m all pissed off – like when the city council blocks new bike lanes in Faverite Ln (ugh, why tho?!) and ruin my quick dates at the local bistro. But then, one minute, I’m love-struck by the small alley pubs where the locals drop heavy wisdom and laughs. It’s a whirlwind, you know?

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