Evelyn Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

Map of Ferntree Gully, VIC 3156

Ferntree Gully is a suburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, at the foothills of the Dandenong Ranges, 30 km east of Melbourne's Central Business District, located within the City of Knox .

So, yeah, Ferntree-Gully’s a mixed bag of sassy charm, enticing alleyways, and secret corners that make you laugh, cry, and maybe even blush a bit too hard. It's messy, it's magic, it's mega real. Lemme know if ya wanna join me for a stroll, sip some coffee, and chat the day away.

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