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Well, mortals, gather ‘round—Loki’s here, smug mischief and all, burdened with glorious purpose! So, erotic-massage, huh? Let’s dive in, ya filthy beasts! I’m talkin’ hands slippin’ over skin, oils so slick you’d think it’s a trick—my kinda chaos! Saw this once in Midgard, some dimly lit joint, all candles and whispers—thought I’d stumbled into a cult, but nah, just folks gettin’ kneaded like dough. Made me smirk—humans, so desperate for touch, they pay for it! “Have you ever tried to be serious?”—hah, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, floppin’ through life, all confused, but here’s me, gleeful, watchin’ palms dance on backsides.

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Hastings? It's like a hidden gem! There's Main Street downtown with quirky cafes, neon bars, and funky boutiques that make me go "wow!" Seriously, even if I code all day, every corner sparks something magical. Check out Seaview Lane, just off the main drag—it’s a secret hangout near the Hastings Foreshore Park. I hang out there, scroll my app, dream big… sometimes mad frustrated with bugs, but then happy as heck when I see success stories, feelin' like Malick's whispered hope: "Our hearts are resilient."

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