Megan Jindalee Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Last week, my buddy Sal, he’s all, “Larry, you gotta try it!” I’m sittin’ there, neurotic as hell, thinkin’, “What if they judge my back hair? What if I fart mid-massage?” Total nightmare! But then—then!—I go, and this chick’s hands? Like magic, I swear. Soft lights, some cheesy harp music, and I’m meltin’ like a schmuck. “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life,” I’m thinkin’—another movie line, Jep’s voice in my head, all smug. Made me happy, like stupid happy, till she hits this knot in my shoulder—ow, ow, OW! I’m yellin’, “Ease up, lady, I ain’t a pretzel!” She laughs, I’m mortified, but it’s fine, it’s fine.

Remedial Massage

I provide Relaxing massage, deep tissue massage, B2B massage, prostate massage and so on. 💦 The serene and tranquil environment is the perfect escape from the stresses of everyday life. .

Don’t even get me started on the rivers—Jindalee River (or is it a creek? who cares—it flows, it’s FLOWING, like in that movie, The New World, where nature is wild and free, and it's all just beautiful, man). I remember one time, on a sunny arvo, I sat by Milestone Park near Riverbend Drive, just soaking it up, feelin’ the vibe and thinking “Oh my god, this is like the dreamiest moment ever!” And I got so emo, but hey, what a day.

Tragedy as boatie killed after being thrown from vessel